Everything's a joke

So I was talking with a friend about the fact that next year will be my third first-year-of-after-highschool-school and he said he could picture me perfectly as the main character of a horror movie where I’m a dead student who’s always in first year and nobody notices me until a girl, portrayed by Ellen Page, starts getting close to me and even if we’re both attracted to each other I reject her, so she wonders about my strange behavior and does some researches and finds the yearbooks of the school and I’m always in first year so I kill her (because hey, I’m dead, not nice) but then I make her come back to life as an undead like me and the year after that we do the same thing with a guy, portrayed by Dylan O’Brien, threesome ensue (because why not) and in the end we kill everyone in the school.

Deaths, sex and pretty people. Sounds like a good scenario.

Also we drink a lot of coffee and we’re always eating chocolate donuts.
Oh and my friend plays a guy dead in the 80s and his my gay best friend and he’s hanging out a lot with a girl dead in the 60s who’s coming straight from the Swinging London and they loooove fashion with flashy colors and when they go shopping together they’re always trying to make me wear clothes they like but I hate them because I’m dead in the 90s during the ‘Nirvana-Grunge’ period so I wear destroyed jeans, plaid shirts, too big and too old men’s tshirts and vintage military boots.
They’re also always bitching about today’s fashion.
So in the end, it won’t be a real horror movie, more like a what-the-fuck-is-going-on-here one.